"South Park" tows a very difficult line, but it manages to take an overweight, angry boy so full of hatred and give him a surprising amount of depth, all while mocking everything he does. Phrases: "Sucks the big one," "Screw it up," "Jerk off," "Wench," "Bastard," "I was just taking a whiz," "No sweat off my sac," and "I'm just jerking your chain.". He dunks his head in the toilet, twists his arm behind his back and throws him to the floor. 10. gtag('config', 'G-6VYSQ581R3'); All Rights Reserved, Donde Eric manipula a su madre para que haga lo que l quiere. He undergoes multiple sex-change operations and even ends up becoming President of the United States. Kids may imitate the sword play that occurs during a competition at a Medieval themed restaurant. [gangsta] Who could have ever imagined that the little show's creators would eventually sign an eye-watering $900 million deal that ensures the series will go to at least a 30th season and 14(!) The Cable guy repeatedly tries to break down Steven's door and when he finally does he chases Steven around his apartment. I'm really a man." Steven slugs the Cable guy in the face after he implies that he's seen quite a bit of Robin. ", he becomes a driving force for hybrid cars. There have been countless characters who have appeared on the show, whether it's for a brief moment or in just about every single episode. : [Eric did not show up for school again, and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are left waiting at the bus stop], The 1,000 Best Episodes of Television Ever. The poor guy even gets into a scandal with North Korea when the American President constantly tweets that Tweek isn't scared of the enemy nation when in reality he couldn't possibly be more terrified, which leads to the terrific rallying cry song "Put it Down." | The Cable guy tells Steven that free cable is an aphrodisiac. Steven ends up sleeping with the above woman (she's seen kissing his neck and then crawling on top of him, but no nudity is seen). Sure, "South Park" has a lot of fun at the character's expense, but he's also given a lot more complexity when he meets Vice Principal Strong Woman, and the two begin a romantic relationship. A scene from "Sleepless in Seattle" shows the little boy telling his father about women always screaming and scratching guys' backs during sex. Still, her passion can sometimes be a little misguided, and it results in her being a primary antagonist of the "South Park" movie, in which she leads a tirade against Canada to try and stop comedians Terrance and Phillip. 11.5K 254 12. Cartman, you live on the EAST side! Filming & Production By using our Services, you agree to our use of cookies. Eric Cartman Because it's "South Park," the kids don't seem particularly phased by a talking towel, while the adults in town are a lot more suspicious, resulting in some nonsensical and yet somehow convincing disguises. Timmy is one of the more compelling characters in "South Park" and is not limited by his ability to only say his name. she was doing what's best. At a family dinner, everyone drinks wine. In Season 10's "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce," Mackey finds himself on a mission to discover who is responsible for pooping in a school urinal, which drives him crazy. He's also the leader of his own group of kids, who frequently rival Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. Later, he holds a staple gun to Robin's head to ward off Steven's advances. Being her own son. : In Season 5's "Proper Condom Use" in which Mackey dispels myths about sex for the kids at school he finds himself falling for colleague Mrs. Choksondik, and the two pursue a sexual relationship (though she dies in a later episode). One of the most underappreciated yet outstanding characters on the show, Wendy Testaburger is fantastic. A flashback scene shows the Cable guy's mother leaving to go to happy hour. Well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man and a woman are attracted to each other, they want to be close to each other Eric Cartman Medieval weapons (swords, ball and chain, battle ax, etc): Used by the Cable guy and Steven to battle each other in a medieval themed restaurant. The frequently exasperated school guidance counselor, Mr. Mackey, has become increasingly frustrated over the years at South Park Elementary. Steven merely tries to defend himself while the Cable guy appears to want to inflict harm upon Steven (such as when he slices open Steven's shirt, barely missing his body). Beat for beat, Randy is definitely the second funniest character, and only our No. So it should come as no surprise that the show's single greatest episodeSeason 5's "Scott Tenorman Must Die" centers around Cartman. And what do you think about me, Clyde Frog? Despite his father initially being horrified by the discovery of his son's homosexuality, he eventually gets on board and embraces his son for who he is. As a show that revels in tackling taboo subjects, Ike ends up having a romantic relationship with a teacher. Mild : In Season 5's "Kenny Dies," Kenny actually dies and disappears from the show for quite a while, but when he returns, he is thankfully massacred on a far less frequent basis. Well, what's your question, hon? Despite apparently being second fattest, Clyde is a promising athlete at school and is regularly seen playing sports, including soccer, baseball, basketball, and football. : Kenny is very different from the rest of the kids at school, as he's the poorest kid and lives in a different part of town from everyone else. A waitress states that she's the guys' "wench. The Cable guy jokingly tells Steven as they sit in the cable van, "I've had a few drinks. Carrey does his trademark pelvic thrusting while singing along with a Karoke video. Medieval weapons (swords, ball and chain, battle ax, etc): Used by the Cable guy and Steven to battle each other in a medieval themed restaurant. Liane invites a guy she had a one night stand with to her house to have some fun, but he ends up not showing up leaving Liane frustrated and horny. : Music (Scary/Tense) Steven Kovacs (MATTHEW BRODERICK) has been kicked out by his girlfriend Robin There he pulls out his eyebrows, throws him into the wall, punches him in the back, knees him in the stomach and finally stuffs the guy's mouth on the hand dryer nozzle and turns it on. Referring to someone else Steven says, "He's an utterly useless person, and I think I hate him." This includes the legendary track "Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. And the man says, 'I love you' and the woman says, "Hang on a minute, I gotta go to the bathroom." # 11. He's a bad role model. In Season 2's "Cartman's Funny Hate Crime 2000," he's declared the second fattest kid in class, replacing Cartman (who's been thrown into juvie) in the sled race, which leads to a hilarious Cartman impersonation. He's a natural leader, regularly getting the kids together alongside Kyle to try and make a difference, though he's noticeably more apathetic than most kids. Or is it Chef? | I was just hanging out in the SPC, kicking it with some homies on the West siide Kyle Broflovski Kids may imitate the sword play that occurs during a competition at a Medieval themed restaurant. : In Season 12's "Breast Cancer Show Ever," Wendy's presentation on breast cancer awareness is aggressively mocked by Cartman, and he continues to bully her long after the class has ended. A flashback scene shows the Cable guy's mother leaving her son to be raised by watching TV. What do you mean? The magic starts to happen, and the two take off their clothes / they caress and hug each other until the part of the man grows / They're rolling around and things are really starting to get hot! His disability is hardly ever mocked, and it never stops him from achieving his goals. He also absolutely can't stand his cousin also named Kyle who comes to visit in Season 5's "The Entity.". From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia South Park title image from season 17 with the four main characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick in the foreground and most of the recurring, supporting characters in the background. While it is genuinely really difficult to separate Kyle and Stan when it comes to deciding which of the boys is a better character, we have to give Kyle the edge as he stands up for what's right, all while being relentlessly bullied and teased from the wildly anti-Semitic Cartman. At a party Steven, the Cable guy and others drink beer. Despite disappearing from the show for quite some time, he now works with Randy Marsh on Tegridy Farms a real full-circle moment for the weed-loving towel, who ends his long-term sobriety to work on a farm that creates the thing he loves most. All for a special little MomSon supremacist. Steven (trying to prevent the Cable guy from jumping off the satellite dish) says, "Let's all go out together and have a Heineken." Despite us not being able to understand him, Kenny is the star of some of the show's very best episodes, including "Best Friends Forever," "The Poor Kid," and the majestically nonsensical "Major Boobage. In Season 3's "Tweek vs. Craig," it appears it comes from his family, who are all flipping each other off in the episode. In Season 19's "You're Not Yelping," he becomes a delightfully annoying Yelp reviewer, taking great delight in writing outrageously long and arrogant reviews. One of the most underappreciated yet outstanding characters on the show, Wendy Testaburger is fantastic. Kyle Broflovski is one of the very best characters in "South Park" and television in general. He's very much a child and a lot less mature than his older brother, which is why when he gets angry or experiences sudden puberty in Season17's "Taming Strange," a glorious time is had by all (except his older brother Kyle). : Please consider turning it on! "Its going to be okay, Eric was going to be alright" she told herself. : Moderate Chef, however, is proof that not all adults give great advice, as his explanations to the kids at school usually end up in songs and stories about sex. MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE) Other new and recent reviews include: Shotgun: Used in a commercial for a made for TV movie about a twin hunting down his brother and firing the shotgun. When he wakes up, the Cable guy, looking very demonic with glowing green eyes, breaks into Steven's place and chases him around. Seriously, who here has never had sex with Cartman's mother? Later it's found out the stuff is "hot" and Steven ends up going to jail because of it. Early on the Cable guy gives Steven the gift of an entertainment system. Eric Cartman What did you say? Minor Life can't be easy for Sharon Marsh. cartman is feeling sick so liane helps him like the amazing mother she is :), Eric wants to lose his virginity, and theres only one woman for the job, "eric, there's something i need to tell you". "City People" is the third episode of the twenty-fifth season of the American animated television series South Park. don't worry ) // #southpark #southparkfanart #southparkfandom #southparkedit #kennymccormick #ericcartman #heiditurner #kylebroflovski #stanmarsh #wendytestaburger #stendyle #kinda #theyrechillin #lianecartman. 1 pick is funnier. As the Cable guy looks for a place to drill through the wall to install the cable wire, he spouts innuendo laced dialogue which includes but isn't limited to: "Is this what you want? The final addition to Eric Cartman's roster of stuffed animals, Muscle Man Marc's hobbies included praising Cartman, fashion-designing, getting cool tattoos and reading Liane Cartman's diary. Some are rough drafts, some are actual wips, a couple are just vague ideas of the plot and world of the story. (South Park Various x Male Reader). The episode centers upon the reaction of the town of South Park to a mass migration from former city-dwellers, who are depicted with a pigeon-like clucking . Eric Cartman This guy sucks! In the great Season 2 episode "Chickenlover," Barbrady retires, and the town soon launches into chaos, causing him to return and actually have to solve a difficult case. | What prostitutes are (Steven unknowingly sleeps with one). : : fanfiction. The Cable guy states that "Knights get laid all of the time," and later refers to a sound system that would "make George Lucas cream' in his pants." Kyle has enemies of his own and is constantly facing off with Cartman, which often results in epic fights and situations. Topics To Talk About And he doesn't exactly make it better. Soon the Cable guy becomes a nuisance as he literally smothers Steven who eventually tries to get rid of him. WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT? '", Steven (trying to prevent the Cable guy from jumping off the satellite dish) says, "Let's all go out together and have a Heineken.". About. The dish has filled with rain water and the Cable guy tries to drown Steven. Voiceover Yes? : AY! He is regularly stunned by the ignorance of his fellow classmates, who are all white, and none more so than Eric Cartman. SEX/NUDITY As Stan's mother, she's constantly bombarded by the outrageous adventures of her husband Randy, who's always getting the family into increasingly implausible shenanigans; her extremely angry daughter Shelly; and her son Stan, who gets into more hijinks than anyone else. [Eric did not show up for school again, and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are left waiting at the bus stop] Everyone thinks he's dead for quite a while, but it turns out he survived the long fall and is taken off in an ambulance. She's very mature and intelligent for her age and an empathetic and sensitive kid. He then violently dunks the basketball and shatters the glass backboard. What he does is the most shocking moment in the entire history of "South Park" Cartman kills Scott's parents, cooks them into chili, and feeds them to him. Like every kid who lives in South Park, he's no stranger to getting involved in ludicrous scenarios. Because of that, his perspective on sexuality is cruelly warped. The Cable guy (upset that Robin is on a date with somebody other than Steven) ambushes the date in the restroom. Some people need a physical push. Similar to Stan, Kyleoften concludes episodes with a speech that often starts with, "You know, I've learned something today." Stan Reviewed June 14, 1996 There is a final fight scene between Steven and the Cable guy on top of a huge satellite dish during a thunderstorm. window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || []; GUNS/WEAPONS While meeting with Steven in jail (see "Disrespectful Attitude" for details), the Cable guy opens his shirt, presses his nipple up to the glass and passionately moans, "Oh Billy." When Cartman's devices are destroyed, the two end up forming a bond because neither are on social media and eventually become boyfriend and girlfriend. A man smokes a cigarette. Indeed, in "Cash for Gold,"Stan comes to his defense against television shopping channels. WHY THE MPAA RATED IT: PG-13 Heavy Fans seem to obsess over every detail of the show, creating some truly elaborate fan theories that nod to how ridiculous the show happens to be. before he was destroyed in cold blood at the hands of a ruthless killer. ", Jimmy Valmer (formerly Swanson) is one of the most delightfully optimistic characters on the show. Craig is also one of two openly gay students at school and is in a relationship with Tweek. Talk to me -- is this what you need? Despite living in America, he's deeply devoted to his home nation in Season 15's "Royal Pudding," he joins the army of Canada to try and rescue the Canadian princess. I wanna know where I came from. TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT At one point, Butters is a pretty minor supporting character in the show, but he has a major breakthrough with Season 5's "Butters' Very Own Episode," where he joyfully walks around, rather oblivious to the tremendous bleakness of the episode. Cartman is regularly at the forefront of some of the show's best episodes, including his brutal manipulation of Butters in "Casa Bonita," his complete inability to understand race relations in "World War Zimmerman," and when he comes face to face with his own ego in "The Death of Eric Cartman." The Cable guy has a bloody lip after Steven slugs him. He's also incredibly funny, and Garrison's desire to make people uncomfortable by brandishing offensive statements speaks well to the "make fun of everyone" mantra that has been at the core of "South Park" since the very beginning.